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Gimme two fingers, son...

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:37:00 GMT

Iranian proxy server

Girls with cocks

Party at Megans

Gay Bikers

The maintenance club

Marshmallow in the eye socket

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:47:00 GMT

Selling tax exemptions

Blu Cigs

Zack off to the navy

Lauren Graduation

PURDY, Wash. -- A student presenting an essay at Peninsula High School in Purdy on Tuesday morning took out a marijuana joint, lit it, and began smoking it, police said.

Pike Place market fish toss

PUGS

A Christian a Jew and a Muslim.....

Thu, 4 Jun 2009 18:44:00 GMT

The Red Bull Diet

Worst Resume ever

Give a speech - smoke a joint

General bullshittery, Tomfoolery, and shenanigans.

The true meaning of a dead-head bong

Thu, 28 May 2009 16:28:00 GMT

Keith is in the house - returning from US Navy boot camp.

The Camera Eye

Fri, 22 May 2009 15:48:00 GMT

Blacula Guppy murder Blu cigs Comcast sucks Jumping rope with a snake The camera eye? 04:05:06 07/08/09

Buffy Ridge the transgender porn star

Thu, 14 May 2009 22:19:00 GMT

Tyler and Karla visit the show

America does NOT have talent

Wed, 6 May 2009 16:41:00 GMT

No talent in America is proven by a visit to the set of Americas got talent

Free Ham

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:53:00 GMT

Lauren can't drive for shit I'm allergic to Jews 1400 applicants for 1 job Sexting

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Hide and go poop

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:29:00 GMT

SEALS - 3 Pirates - 0 Hide and go poop Get a job with the CIA Writing on Juniors forehead

I am Sto Sr, and I got punked

Wed, 8 Apr 2009 17:47:00 GMT

Jacquie gets in the spirit of April Fools. Juniors 21st is around the corner. I see dead people. Whos gonna get it next year?

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Stoughton bats from the left

Wed, 1 Apr 2009 04:56:00 GMT

Stoughton's coming out party....I am going to cry in the corner......

Stoughton bats from the left

Wed, 1 Apr 2009 04:56:00 GMT

Stoughton's coming out party....I am going to cry in the corner......

Black Napkins

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:58:00 GMT

Obama interview on leno Muslim lady with the phone FIFA to play in South Steelers giving super Bowl trophies to detroit (yankees to Pirates) World Baseball Classic Poop Phone

Family Affair

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:55:00 GMT

Uncle Hutch and his son Hutch III join us online and Mike pays another visit to the studio

Drat funk (and the Alcohol of Fame)

Thu, 5 Mar 2009 18:23:00 GMT

What would you do??

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:59:00 GMT

Write Grandma Joan an email. puckertime@gmail.com put "69" in the subject line.

Brazilian Fart Porn

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:52:00 GMT

In this episode:

Was Lincoln a gay racist?

Get a quilt and a dildo at the Vermont Country Store

Count cards with your iPhone

Facebook is the devil

Brazilian Fart Porn

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100th Show call-in extravaganza

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:01:00 GMT

Billy Bob Clip - from his radio show

Great production value - Stoughtons mike muted

Junior walgreen prank

Junior walks in on us

Keys in the car - Back in his thieving days

Life as a glove maker - how rosy his future is

Lombardi slap - best clip ever

Power of cheese - contains one of my favorite intros

Shirley and the grey pubes - Mike joins the show

Smoke weed everyday

Theft is an ok thing to do - Describing the arrest

Toast the shield of freedom

Tossin the salad

Junior Hygiene - Getting the Hemmroids inspection at MEPS

Transvaginal kidney removal

Wed, 4 Feb 2009 18:18:00 GMT

Pittsburgh Steelers Lord of the Rings Myron Cope is awesome PIrates in the Caribbean Roethenberg cannibal Transvaginal kidney removal Ashes to ashes - Fish to dust Swatting Insane Beat Box

The key is...to actually have the key

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:38:00 GMT

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The Whole Enchilada

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:43:00 GMT

Sorry about that folks...here is the WHOLE show.

Psst...Hey buddy, wanna buy a watch?

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT

I got a free Seiko Stolen bit from burghseyeview.com about Dock Ellis Go Stillers German Spies MILF in the house

You put a WHAT - WHERE????

Wed, 7 Jan 2009 20:45:00 GMT

Junior is back (finally) - a heart to heart with Dad - how to pierce your own dick

Gimme da Mike Jacquie

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:25:00 GMT

Sto Sr, Mike, and Jacquie in another episode of drunken debauchery. Call Sto Jr and tell him to get off his lazy ass!!!

Cookies and Milk

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:25:00 GMT

Cookies and Milk Lots of Listener feedback Story time with Mike

Ass chewing as an art form

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:25:00 GMT

Junior has moved out An 8 year old murderer confesses Patenting the pyramids Ass chewing as an art form Hang over synapse lapse

Reality is merely an illusion.

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 04:26:00 GMT

Reality is merely an illusion, although a very persistent one Lauren got a nose ring Hooray for Obama Booty Wife Swap

Groanies

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:43:00 GMT

Alcohol and Titties

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:39:00 GMT

Accidental booger eating

Ranked choice voting

More adults back in school

Armageddon coming - stocks lost another 700 points Monday

State has gone to 4 day workweeks to save energy

Hometown post office renamed for fallen Stryker Ft Lewis soldier

Nude photos of Hillary Clinton

Wed, 1 Oct 2008 18:23:00 GMT

Paul Newman

Running vista computer crash

Got a Virus

Went to a wedding reception

What else happened - oh yeah - the US economy disintegrated.

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Do a line of McCocaine

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:13:00 GMT

Just listen to it

I'm not a crack whore...I'm a PROSTITUTE

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:33:00 GMT

POT SMOKERS GET HIGH ON DUTCH TOBACCO BAN

Oregon cops scan the thumbprint real time of a perp

Sarah Palin Action figure (Schoolgirl, Superhero in a miniskirt)

Pre loaded USB has Ghostbusters on it

Wi-Fi detector t-shirt

No image t-shirt

Localhost t-shirt

No place like 127.0.0.1

The BSOD T-shirt

Segue to the cigarette pack diaper story

Carload of chicks with the stereo

Homeless dude on the blackberry

BEV Promo

Gave her as right seein toâ

Steelers missed the game

Drank all the JD/JB/Makers in the house

Three greatest Republican heroes are Jesus Elvis and FDR ânot in that order

No feeling in your hand â getting strangeâ

Smile in her eyes...

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:21:00 GMT

Smile in her eyes

We should just ride the bus

Sat, 2 Aug 2008 17:56:00 GMT

Detailed explanation of why, as a family, we really shouldn't be allowed to have motor vehicles.

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Who needs rhetorical questions?

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:19:00 GMT

Trip to the strip club

Man found in basement covered in BBQ sauce

Reality TV update:

FISA debacle:

Black Hole
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Hey George, Tell Lenny I said Hi.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Hey George, Tell Lenny I said Hi.

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Only a virgin if you don't count anal

Mon, 9 Jun 2008 17:53:00 GMT

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Raising the kids in a two-gang family

Fri, 30 May 2008 15:55:00 GMT

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He is GAY...no wait ....Blind!!!

Wed, 21 May 2008 02:24:00 GMT

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You deleted WHAT??!!

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:10:00 GMT

You deleted WHAT??!!

You Atheistic Pinko Meathead

Thu, 3 Apr 2008 04:19:00 GMT

April fools day begins our third year on the interwebs

Archie Bunker

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2008-04/nu-fom040108.php
Fear of messing up may undermine interracial contact

http://sfist.com/2008/03/31/presidential_me_1.php
G W Bush Sewage treatment plant

Penis Cheetos

Dick Jokes and a Zip Gun

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:20:00 GMT

Jokes and a jail house improvised weapon. Tell your friends and CALL US!!! 206 973 9368.

Gratuitous Amounts of Energy

Wed, 5 Mar 2008 20:45:00 GMT

Junior gets promoted - Power Thirst - General tomfoolery, douche-baggery, and Shenanigans.

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Can I Have Some Apple Juice?

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:29:00 GMT

We get a visit from some of Juniors buddies.

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Appliantology

Thu, 7 Feb 2008 01:26:00 GMT

L. Ron Hoover and the First Church of Appliantology

Rehab and a free prayer rug

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:29:00 GMT

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Waiter, there is a finger in my soup

Sun, 6 Jan 2008 23:32:00 GMT

A former flame of Ted Bundy joins us

Luke 15:6

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:44:00 GMT

And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and his neighbors, saying unto them, Rejoice with me, for I have found my sheep which was lost.

Car Battery Hack

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:50:00 GMT

It's all in here - probably some of the raunchiest (and funniest) toilet stories we have ever told.

I love Midgets

Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:16:00 GMT

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A POW an Onion and a Horse

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:14:00 GMT

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Fire Smells Like God

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:01:00 GMT

Sto Sr, Sto Jr, and a special appearance by Mrs Sto

Fire by Trial

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:03:00 GMT

An audio play by play by a juror in a criminal trial in Pierce county WA 206-973-FYOU (3968)

Jury Rigged

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:52:00 GMT

I fuckin hate Libsyn

Jury-rigged

Sat, 6 Oct 2007 01:23:00 GMT

Junior is (finally) back for another show - the technical difficulties as well as the schedules have been worked out. Thanks for hangin' tough with us!!

Are you a jelly guy, or a syrup guy?

Mon, 3 Sep 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Disgruntled artist makes portriat of GW out of genitals. Election time. Larry Craig is a homo. http://www.puckertime.com 206 973 3968 (FYOU)

R.I.P. Tourettes guy

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:27:00 GMT

House Guests Fishing DUI for Matt Rolloff Bill Nye Uncle Jeff made me puke 206 777 3968 - give us a call!!

Oscar - collector of souls

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:27:00 GMT

Oscar - collector of souls, CPR for a horse, Horse heads for lunch, Vick, Lohan or Richie - take your pick. 206-973-3968 www.puckertime.com

Junior's guest room

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:47:00 GMT

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Survivor Man

Sat, 14 Jul 2007 19:51:00 GMT

Survivor Man pees on his own head - Dad, whats this dent in my forehead? - Petaluma in the house

The 50 year old Hot Dog

Fri, 6 Jul 2007 17:40:00 GMT

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Nessum Dorma

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:47:00 GMT

Sto and Mike having fun with good old fashioned story telling - buy a raffle ticket at www.mediocreshow.com

Easywith the Teeth!!

Wed, 6 Jun 2007 04:04:00 GMT

Easy with the teeth!! USCG in the house Boot camp stories God its good to have Jr home!!!!!

More Junior Weirdness

Wed, 30 May 2007 21:00:00 GMT

More Junior Weirdness....new show with JUNIOR IN THE HOUSE this Saturday!!!

Wanna buy a dog?

Mon, 21 May 2007 12:58:00 GMT

Deadliest catch

Scientology

Opie and Anthony and Political correctness

Happy meal with pipe lighter and pot

Guy sold his neighbor's dog at a yard sale

VT Game author wont pull game until he gets money.

Falwell dead

A six foot ten drag queen and a can of PBR

Fri, 11 May 2007 21:30:00 GMT

Sanjaya is still an idiot, PBR Rules, brewery tours, Electric Company, Sesame Street, and Captain Kangaroo

Now THAT'S a train wreck

Fri, 4 May 2007 21:48:00 GMT

Sto Sr, Mike, Unkie Troy, and Tyler interview Shirley "I like to eat cock" Phelps from godhatesfags.com. What a miserable bitch!!

Welcome to Hells kitchen

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:39:00 GMT

Leave My eyebrows alone CBS is a puss of a company The first VT Joke ever http://www.puckertime.com 206 973 FYOU

The Fence Game

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:02:00 GMT

The Fence Game, A Belgian Brazilian, A Naked Parisian with a Brazilian, Adjustable Titties, What's a Jewish guy doing in an Italian Neighborhood

Do You Take American Express??

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:25:00 GMT

Nappy Headed Ho's American Express Jr is a knucklehead Fake English

That chick has a nice Raq

Sat, 7 Apr 2007 03:12:00 GMT

Antabuse Lipstick and a job interview

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Hood Rats

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 19:53:00 GMT

Double Hot Wheel track whoopin
Joe Benz
Careful with that burrito

Farewell to Junior

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 18:38:00 GMT

Farewell to Junior with Eric Tomorrow, Ashton, Peg Leg Pete, and Canada Mike

Mall Cops

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Mall Cops
Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Therapy
O Canada
13 year old Felon

The Shield Of Freedom

Fri, 9 Mar 2007 08:52:00 GMT

No Rappin' ....sorry guys..

Ventura what?

Keep the boooze away from us....

C-rap in da hizzouse (God help us now)

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:31:00 GMT

da worst rappin ever

Jr gets loaded with Pops.

Freeeeee-style

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I wanna go home!

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:16:00 GMT

Time for a Piss Test

Fri, 9 Feb 2007 04:50:00 GMT

Piss test

MEPS....MEPS

Time to Wax

Geek Squad in the House

Is that check or carry on....

Billy Bob is Back!!!

Fri, 2 Feb 2007 03:18:00 GMT

Tyler is back for GOOD!

More Billy Bob Neck

What Would Jesus Drink

Casino or Tech Support

I Got my God Armor on!!!

Gone Phishing...

Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:59:00 GMT

Crazy 9 year old - Send me cash or I will kill you - Have enough caffiene?? - May I speak to the CEO please?

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Gas Brake Dippin'

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:01:00 GMT

Gas Brake Dippin'

War Stories

New Whip for Sr.

Lottery Tricks

Oops I Did It Again!!!

Mon, 1 Jan 2007 02:15:00 GMT

Merry Fucking Christmas
Jeep Crash
Guitar Hero 2*Best game ever*
Army/Dishwashing Stories
Maybe Jerry does have a gun?

An Ice Pick in the Ear

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 05:00:00 GMT

In no particular order...

The quad in the chair

Web Site down

Hanna Barbera

Miss America getting drug tests

Climbers still out there

Email to the teachers

Alien Ant Farm

ebay stupids

Evil twins hacker

CO Deaths - 50 Somalis pulled the Weber's into the living room

Jr got a Gig!

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:05:00 GMT

We talk about a whole bunch of shit. But if you don't listen to anything we say - leave us an inspiring message for the troops.

Dear Santa - I want a red ryder BB gun and a butt wedge

Wed, 6 Dec 2006 08:56:00 GMT

Panda Porn - Dead body in the mail - Fire at the Fire house - Monster Energy Drinks

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Condoms and an energy drink

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:20:00 GMT

Bitching about ipod software - Michael richards rant - Steelers suck - Email campaign to monsterbeverage.com - The Davinci Code

Viva Las Vegas

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:57:00 GMT

Viva Las Vegas - The GED - Zune Blows - PS3 fans blow harder

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Jizzackie in the hizzouse

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:19:00 GMT

Ms Sto speaks out - God damn DEMS!! Rummy gone too!!! Don't forget the party!!!!!

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I likes da chok-lit

Sun, 5 Nov 2006 04:16:00 GMT

Going off on dumb shit as usual. Check out Mitch Hedberg and the chocolate vagina

If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniels is a wheelchair!

Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:52:00 GMT

More Billy Bob - The all new Lexus LS - Tom Mabe - A visit from Ben - A little more Billy Bob

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The Billy Bob Neck Interview

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:05:00 GMT

The first 11 or 12 minutes of audio really stinks - I can't apologize enough - but the 30 minutes of interview with Billy Bob Neck from http://www.shelleytherepublican.com is worth it. Be patient, and enjoy the show. I had to get this out as soon as I could.

God is a 3 letter word.

Uncle Jeff comes for a visit

Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:06:00 GMT

Little of this - Little of that - with a visit from Uncle Jeff

Didn't even count the "goddamns"

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:08:00 GMT

Didn't even count the "Goddamns"

60 times we said "f**k" in one episode

This weeks crash - The Jeep.

Thu, 7 Sep 2006 16:31:00 GMT

This weeks crash - The Jeep. An interesting voice mail

Survivor Detroit

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:34:00 GMT

Check out the Donut Repairman song

Goodnight Andy wherever you are S.A.D.

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 06:50:00 GMT

Goodnight Andy wherever you are - Andy the indian guy leaves 7-11 to go back to India - Loofah's are good for scratching your nuts in the shower - Put "Free" signs on your neighbor's shit...

Sto Sr crashes the deathmobile

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:27:00 GMT

Dad crashed - other than THAT hilarity - some topical s**t - it was a big news day...

The Lombardi Slap

Wed, 2 Aug 2006 18:31:00 GMT

The Lombardi Slap - find out what it is!!

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In the case of Sto Jr.......you ARE the father!!!!!!

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:59:00 GMT

Sto Jr.......you ARE the father!!!!!!

Kidcast
Blackberry
The workin man...

ENJOY!

Get a Job!

Fri, 7 Jul 2006 14:10:00 GMT

Jr. Gets a job

Damn, it's late...

Mon, 3 Jul 2006 19:32:00 GMT

Just the normal ranting and raving.

Enjoy.

Praise the Lord and pass the Prozac

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:32:00 GMT

One depressing show folks - we should have a funny one in the next few days.....

Guns and Roses

Tue, 6 Jun 2006 17:39:00 GMT

Guns Guns Guns - for some reason - this show came out like an infomercial for Washington State schools, and an NRA rally

My gun is bigger than yours...

Sat, 3 Jun 2006 15:11:00 GMT

Smae old shit - (I really like this show tho...)

We're Human Too

Tue, 23 May 2006 06:29:00 GMT

Give us a break!! We are human too!!

Dad - "I think I need stitches

Fri, 19 May 2006 03:15:00 GMT

Same oled crazy shit - another week (ten days) in the lives of Sr and Jr.

Behold the power of cheese !!

Tue, 9 May 2006 01:25:00 GMT

It's all about easy cheese!

Ever shoot a coon with a blowgun?

Mon, 1 May 2006 03:19:00 GMT

Fighting off evil racoons - a comedy bit by Lisa Lampanelli - and a lovely Christmas song.

I swear I didn't hit that guy!

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 16:07:00 GMT

Thats it....You're going to Jail - Jr.interviews himself

Free Taiwan and stop fuckin with traffic

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:20:00 GMT

A LITTLE bit of editing done, about 1/2 a second to be exact...Enjoy.

There's Nothing Wrong with That

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:01:00 GMT

The end of the show got chopped off - here is the whole show.....Forgot the shout out to the "It's all about Marta and (me)" show......sorry guys....

Enjoy!

The Interview

Tue, 4 Apr 2006 00:37:00 GMT

Not your ordinary show. This is part one of a two (possibly three) part interview with a very interesting guest.

Who are we scratchin off the list tonight...?

Sat, 1 Apr 2006 05:44:00 GMT

This is a repeat of show 4 with corrected audio

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:41:00 GMT

Sorry about that folks. This one is actually worth listening to

But is she old enough if you were in Burma??

Mon, 27 Mar 2006 18:05:00 GMT

Need to know if your date in Dubai is old enough? Check Here and see if your friend has reached the age of consent. This will also give you the legal status of your homosexual relationship (Not that there is anything wrong with that!!)

I'll eat a bug for a dollar

Wed, 22 Mar 2006 21:16:00 GMT

You don't pay a hooker to fuck you - you pay her to leave - RG

Our First Show !!

Wed, 22 Mar 2006 19:26:00 GMT

Listen to Jr and Sr bitch, piss, moan, and laugh at themselves and everyday life.